Saturday 11 August 2012

A Bike ride through Deptford


Today again we no go to Greenwich Park. We was faced off  with NO DOGS sign. OL-YM-PICS YOU FOOLZ.
Undeterred cos we running dogs so we offsky  to Deptford where the dogs are BIG and  the edible Land Snails are bigger. Lookz at them. Emmy says yum yum., but i,  muppet sez
'yeah man,  yoose just about fast enough to catch a Land Snail." This is truesay cos Emmy  an old bint of about six now. We asks the shopkeeper do he check every 5 mins to see if the land snails  have one footed it up Deptford hight street. He doesn't laugh. Whateverz.

Then, Quelle Horreur!  our peeps found a Minkie in the market.  We no like it. Grrrr.  4 Minkies in fact. Ladies wear them.  They looked mean at us from the bike basket. It Very old, and it also dead. We say this is bang out of order cos when we catch squirrilz she tells us off big-time. And we don't even wear them, we just chase them cos we born that way. But, said she gonna give it a good home, maybe paint a pix of it,  and show it much respect cos it was once cherished back in the day, and it now stuck among the bits of old computer, broken mobile phones, plastic shoes and land snails.

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