Thursday 20 December 2012

Reculver - will we recover?

SHIVERY DAY IN RECULVER
OMG ITS COLD IN RECULVER
Gawd blimey 'twas a chill wintery bastard tho' dry on this day we visitz Reculver Towers in Kent. The 12 century  remains looked spooookkkeeee, but we's not scared. 'Cos we's Whippets and bravery runs in our veins. or on our legs. usually AWAY. It was much coldz and our shivery bodikins did much shakin'. ~Ye Gods thank heavens for our coats. What is wrong with our peeps that they even want to look at 12 century ruins on a day like this. Ruined our day.  Surely this is a curl up on the sofa and watch tv day. But no. SHE said letz go to Reculver its a right misty gothick day and it will look all spooky and be ro man tic. wos that mean? well it was. and we did. Enuf said. Me and Muppet need a new owner. A warm sensible owner. GGGGrrrrrrrrrr

Saturday 11 August 2012

A Bike ride through Deptford


Today again we no go to Greenwich Park. We was faced off  with NO DOGS sign. OL-YM-PICS YOU FOOLZ.
Undeterred cos we running dogs so we offsky  to Deptford where the dogs are BIG and  the edible Land Snails are bigger. Lookz at them. Emmy says yum yum., but i,  muppet sez
'yeah man,  yoose just about fast enough to catch a Land Snail." This is truesay cos Emmy  an old bint of about six now. We asks the shopkeeper do he check every 5 mins to see if the land snails  have one footed it up Deptford hight street. He doesn't laugh. Whateverz.

Then, Quelle Horreur!  our peeps found a Minkie in the market.  We no like it. Grrrr.  4 Minkies in fact. Ladies wear them.  They looked mean at us from the bike basket. It Very old, and it also dead. We say this is bang out of order cos when we catch squirrilz she tells us off big-time. And we don't even wear them, we just chase them cos we born that way. But, said she gonna give it a good home, maybe paint a pix of it,  and show it much respect cos it was once cherished back in the day, and it now stuck among the bits of old computer, broken mobile phones, plastic shoes and land snails.

Wednesday 18 January 2012

Emmy and Muppet were deeply dismayed to hear on the BBC (no less) news that there are plans apaw to move the worlds time center to Gay Paree. NON! C'est n'est pas un bonne idee. Its a shite idea - they cried. And just to punctuate the point Emmy did a small full stop, and Muppet a comma- straight in the poo bin with it. That is all we have to say on the subject.